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        Yoichi
        Nagasawa   
        They say that spring 
    Means just one thing 
    To little love birds, 
    We're not above birds, 
    Let's misbehave.
 
  
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          Valentino 
        Since only dames with their names on 
    their cheques appeal 
    To modern men, instead of sex, I now 
    have ex-appeal. 
 
 
  
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        Leonard 
        The
          only exception I know is the case, 
      when I'm out on a quiet spree, 
      fighting vainly the old enui 
      and I suddenly turn and see, 
      your fabulous face.
  
     
    
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        Lanvin 
        Time marches on and soon it's plain 
      You've won my heart and I've lost my brain, 
      It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely. 
  
	  
            
  
     
    
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                  Lagerfeld
              Gallery 
              I used to fall in love with all those boys who maul refined
                ladies. 
                
 
  
				
            
            
           
    
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              Kenzo 
      Your fetching physique is hardly unique, 
      You're mentally not so hot; 
      You'll never win laurels because of your morals, 
      But I'll tell you what you've got…
  
              
       
   
    
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        Junko Shimada 
        What a glimpse of paradise, 
Someone who's naughty 
Showed to someone who's nice. 
 
  
     
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          Collette Dinnigan 
  When they begin the beguine  
  It brings back the sound of music so tender, 
  It brings back a night of tropical splendor, 
  It brings back a memory ever green.  
           
      
    
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          Versace 
          Times have changed, 
          And we've often rewound the clock,  
          Since
            the Puritans got a shock,  
            When they landed on Plymouth Rock. 
 
  
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          Prada 
  While Isis chases Osiris, 
  And Pluto, Proserpine, 
  My doc is chasing my virus, 
  But nobody's chasing me.  
  
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          Missoni 
          It's
            friendship, friendship, 
      Just a perfect blendship, 
      When other friendships have ceased to jell 
      Ours will still be swell.  
          
       
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        Temperley 
            In the still of the night  
            as I gaze out of my window 
            at the moon in its flight 
            My thoughts all stray to you.
  
             
			
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          Ghost 
          And from under a velvet gown, 
  She drew a gun and shot her lover down, 
  Madam. 
  Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today.
 
  
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          Paul Smith 
Buddie, beware,  
Buddie, better take care,  
Though at heart I'm a pearl  
I'm a difficult girl,  
So, buddie, beware.  
          
        									
          
       
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