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    |  Yoichi
        Nagasawa
 They say that spring
 Means just one thing
 To little love birds,
 We're not above birds,
 Let's misbehave.
 
 
 |  Valentino
 Since only dames with their names on
 their cheques appeal
 To modern men, instead of sex, I now
 have ex-appeal.
 
 
 
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    |  Leonard
 The
          only exception I know is the case,
 when I'm out on a quiet spree,
 fighting vainly the old enui
 and I suddenly turn and see,
 your fabulous face.
 
 
 |  Lanvin
 Time marches on and soon it's plain
 You've won my heart and I've lost my brain,
 It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely.
 
 
 
 
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    |  Lagerfeld
              Gallery
 I used to fall in love with all those boys who maul refined
                ladies.
 
 
 
 
 |  Kenzo
 Your fetching physique is hardly unique,
 You're mentally not so hot;
 You'll never win laurels because of your morals,
 But I'll tell you what you've got…
 
 
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    |  Junko Shimada
 What a glimpse of paradise,
 Someone who's naughty
 Showed to someone who's nice.
 
 
 
 |  Collette Dinnigan
 When they begin the beguine
 It brings back the sound of music so tender,
 It brings back a night of tropical splendor,
 It brings back a memory ever green.
 
 
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    |  Versace Times have changed,
 And we've often rewound the clock,
 Since
            the Puritans got a shock,
 When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
 
 
 |  Prada While Isis chases Osiris,
 And Pluto, Proserpine,
 My doc is chasing my virus,
 But nobody's chasing me.
 
 
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         Missoni
 It's
            friendship, friendship,
 Just a perfect blendship,
 When other friendships have ceased to jell
 Ours will still be swell.
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    |  Temperley
 In the still of the night
 as I gaze out of my window
 at the moon in its flight
 My thoughts all stray to you.
 
 
 |  Ghost And from under a velvet gown,
 She drew a gun and shot her lover down,
 Madam.
 Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today.
 
 
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         Paul Smith
 Buddie, beware,
 Buddie, better take care,
 Though at heart I'm a pearl
 I'm a difficult girl,
 So, buddie, beware.
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